One of My Favorite Jokes!
This man went to the dentist a few months back complaining of mouth pain. At that point the dentist put in a plastic plate. Well recently, he began having mouth pain again, so he went back to the dentist. When the dentist looked in the man's mouth, he found that the plastic plate had completely corroded away!
"What have you been doing or eating differently in the past few months that would cause this to happen?" asked the dentist.
"Well, the only thing I can think of is that my wife fixed asparagus with hollandaise sauce and I had never had hollandaise sauce before and I FELL IN LOVE WITH IT. Now I put it on every single thing I eat!"
"Well, that's the problem. Hollandaise sauce is very acidic because it is made with lemon juice, so that's what has worn the plastic away. I'm going to replace it with a chrome one."
"Chrome? Why chrome?" asked the man.
"Well, don't you know? Everybody knows. There's no plate like chrome for the hollandaise!"
"What have you been doing or eating differently in the past few months that would cause this to happen?" asked the dentist.
"Well, the only thing I can think of is that my wife fixed asparagus with hollandaise sauce and I had never had hollandaise sauce before and I FELL IN LOVE WITH IT. Now I put it on every single thing I eat!"
"Well, that's the problem. Hollandaise sauce is very acidic because it is made with lemon juice, so that's what has worn the plastic away. I'm going to replace it with a chrome one."
"Chrome? Why chrome?" asked the man.
"Well, don't you know? Everybody knows. There's no plate like chrome for the hollandaise!"
Added on February 09, 2007 by baileyjane1
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